Red, White, and You explains how to choose a bottle of wine. "When the waiter arrives with your wine, you’ll obviously need to remind him that his station is beneath you by barking demands while he pours, like, 'Keep it coming, Robespierre,' or, 'Don’t forget that I can buy and sell you, you miserable cur.' Then, when your server has completed the pour, it is customary to raise your hand as if to strike his face."

This remaindered link is part of the beuselinck.net weblog, of which In Paris... is the latest entry.

This remaindered link was posted in February 2007.